unclefather:

mom: what perfume are you wearing?
me: I smell like beef

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

frattyhealy:

me: “so me and my friend-“
some bitch ass: “my friend and i”
me:

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ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD


They straightened his tail I’m gonna die

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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lumos5001:

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers


at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

that water is probably very cool and refreshing
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